My Summer

Well Friends, it has been perhaps eons since I have last written on my blog.  A very long time.  Perhaps you may have believed that I had died.  I can fortunately put all rumors to rest as I am very alive and doing well.  I had a nice dinner of toast and I am ready to write on my blogo.  Sometimes I wonder what the point of blogos are.  At least for me…  As you read this do you just get the idea that I am a wee bit crazy?  That’s the feeling I am getting as I read over what I wrote and as far as I am concerned, I am completely sane.  Actually, that may not be completely true…  I have been painting apartments for seven hours a day for days on end and the paint fumes may be starting to get to me.  Do you remember a general conference talk given a couple of conferences ago about looking up?  A story was shared of the general authority in the elevator  shortly after he was called and he was staring at the floor thinking of all that he had to do and another person got on the elevator and after a few seconds said something like “It’s better to look up.” And the first man realized it was President Monson who got on the elevator and gave him that inspired advice.  Yeah, I just slaughtered that story.  Anyhows, you get my point.  After painting ceilings for the past week I have gained a new perspective of looking up.  Hey, I can make some silly gospel relation here.  Hahaha…  Anyhows, let us say that the time spent at work is our mortal existence.  As you work through life you spend your time looking up and… it hurts your neck?  Yeah, this analogy isn’t going to work.  New topic of writingness.  I have become re-obsessed with Harry Potter.  I pretty much spend all of my free time reading.  The other day I was visiting some guy friends (yes, I have friends that are guys.  Shocking.) and their apartment has sensor lights that turn on at a certain point in the hallway.  Anyhows, I got kind of excited so I started hurrying down the hall, no longer walking and when I got just about to the sensors, I waved my hand and called out “lumos” and the lights came on.  It was pretty exciting.  It is ‘cause I am a real wizard.  I am actually trying to type super-fast so I can continue reading.  I am in the fourth book.  Less than a week ago I was in the second book.  It is wonderful.  My apartment is really hot.  Does anyone know a spell to cool it down?  Jk, not everyone is a witch like me.  Mwahahah, there was a fan in the room I am sitting in and I just summoned it (accio fan) and now it is cooling me down and it feels glorious.  What else is going on in my life?  Uhhh…  Oh yeah, I work.  Oh yeah, you already know that.  That is awkward.  Hehe, I have kinda summed up my life…  I work.  I read.  I sleep.  I eat toast.  I really like toast.  I am thirsty right now.  You probably really wanted to know that.  (Accio water.)  I haven’t unpacked my cooking supplies for quite some time.  I mean, I only moved in April and yes, they are still in my closet but who needs cups.  I hate shoes.  Maybe I should get a cup.  That would be fun.  Ummm, I had a snow cone the other day with 37 flavors of sugar juice.  I should stop writing so I can read Harry Potter.  I should make a tee-shirt that says something like “my heart is in Hogwarts” or “I (Heart) HP” or “Yer a wizard Grace” or “Accio boys!”  Hahaha…  I like the last one.  For you muggles out there accio is a spell that summons whatever is called.  Hahaha, accio boys…  I am so funny…  : )  Yeah, I am done with this blogo for the night.  Peace out boyscout!

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