Procrastination

I am not usually one to procrastinate.  I mean, today I have been working on homework that isn't due for eight days.  I am generally on top of things but not this blogo...  It has pretty much been eons since I have written on this stinkin' blog.  So, today I am writing.  Are you weeping with joy?  You probably should be.  So, in order to update you with my life, I am going to say one sentence updates on different aspects of my life.  (Do you like how I said one sentence updates?  That is not for you, it is for me so I don't spend a bajillion years telling you about my life.)  Yeah that is pretty much it.  Here goes nothing.

• I am very tired right now.
• I had a migraine last night so I didn't sleep to hot.
• This semester in school has been simply amazing!
• I am so excited to be a real teacher.
• I help in a fifth grade class in St. Anthony but it is not nearly as amazing as my favorite fifth grade class in Iona.
• I am hopefully going to visit my favorite fifth grade class one more time before the school year is up and they are sixth graders.
• I cut off all of my hair and donated it to Locks of Love.
• My oldest brother got married and sealed to the love of his life on May 5th and I was a bridesmaid at their wedding.
• At the above mentioned brother's wedding reception I caught the wedding bouquet.
• I am getting married December 12, 2012 at 12:12 in England in a combined wedding with five cousins and their spouse of choice making twelve people getting married at 12:12 on 12/12/12.
• When I grow up I want to change the world!
• When I grow up I will change the world!
• I have started composing music for Celestial and my album "Unrequited Love."
• I write tragic love songs about my non-existent love life except not really though because my songs are actually super sweet.  ;)
• I love Pinterest and am slightly addicted to it and Pinterest stalking people.
• I am about to audition for a talent show and I am not gonna lie, I am dreading it because what if I make it and I have to perform my totally embarrassing interpretive dance to a Nacho Libre song in front of a bunch people.
• Performing my totally embarrassing interpretive dance to a Nacho Libre song in front of a bunch of people would be so insanely awkward.
• My week days are pretty booked because I have FHE on Monday, Student Ambassadors on Tuesday, SRC and Education Society on Thursdays, Tennis on Fridays, Temple Day and Have a Life Day on Saturday, and Church Day on Sunday.
• Despite how busy my life is, it is so wonderful!
• On Friday nights starting tomorrow I am going to play late night glow in the dark tennis with Celestial and I am so, so excited!
• I am spray painting the strings of my tennis racket with glow in the dark paint tonight after I finish auditions.  : P
• I am finally working on my bedroom wall mural and so far I have a boarder on it.
• I have a mustache drawn on my finger to go with the lines in the song I am dancing to: "forget about Hector, his mustache is like a girl."
• I abhor shoes and at times I avoid walking on campus simply so I can walk around campus bare-footed.
• I am learning how to have good penmanship and will hopefully be Zaner-Bloser certified by the end of the semester.
• There are people in front of me practicing to audition in the talent show and they actually have talent unlike me.
• I have also taken up painting and am becoming a skilled artist.
• I am wearing a shirt with a ginormous smiley face on it because I love smiling and happy people.
• I am a visiting teaching coordinator in my ward and need to do my visiting teaching this month.
• I taught a lesson in my St. Anthony 5th grade class last week and my teacher said the lesson plan I wrote was the best lesson plan she had seen from a student in her 18 years of teaching.
• A kid just came and stood in front of me and I am not sure why...
• He left now.

So, that is where I ended up last night...  Creepy stalker kid standing over me.  I think he was looking at a picture that was above me or something crazy like that.  Lilly came and we went to auditions and one of my friends named James was one of the judges.  Quite embarrassing, right?  Yeah, anyhows, we performed and I accidentally ripped my shirt that represented my bullet proof vest and the judges laughed the whole time and I assume it was quite funny.  We recorded it and I don't mean to brag, but we were good.  :)  They told us that we would here back if we made it tomorrow and yesterdays tomorrow is today and I checked my email and... made it.  So, yeah, I am going to be in a dating auction talent show next Friday night and it should be a blast.  You nonexistent readers should come.  Wouldn't that just be so much fun?  Especially if you are a guy.  That would be more fun simply so I get texted in for.  Texted isn't a word.  I have to go to class so peace out readers!  You can laugh at me and my Nacho Libre interpretive dance if you so desire.  :)

The End